why do babies and old people have distinct smells but no other age group does
teenagers smell like depression and hormones
smells like teen spirit
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school
tumblr, knowing more about rape culture than governments do
good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants
Real Christians are legitimately good people.
ppl joke about murder on this website all the time but i have to wonder exactly how many people there are here who have actually murdered someone because statistically it’s impossible that everyone here HASN’T murdered anyone
pete on meeting patrick for the first time
Alex Gaskarth @ Paradiso Amsterdam
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
Is summer still a thing ? Does warm weather still exist? Will it ever come back?
*All of Australia laughs hysterically as they stare out the windows to discover the sun has moved in next door*
i think i would try a lot harder in life if there were levels and experience points
and restart from your checkpoint
when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with my dad to go home i was like “dad, i’m pregnant” and he hit he breaks and looked at me so mortified for about 5 minutes and then said “rin you’re fucking six years old” and then kept driving